Italian coworker: John, can I ask you a question?
British coworker: Sigh. (pause) Yes, I am British, and no, I'm not sorry about it.
Dublin
Ireland
Italian coworker: John, can I ask you a question?
British coworker: Sigh. (pause) Yes, I am British, and no, I'm not sorry about it.
Dublin
Ireland
Coworker to colleague at going away party, unaware that boss is right behind him: I'm sorry you're leaving… but I don't blame you.
Florence, Alabama
Overheard by: glad it wasn't me
Coworker: The first message I have is Dave claiming to be a proctologist. Which is why I'm not sure I want to be in this conversation.
Dave: Bend over.
Alpharetta, Georgia
(two bosses are arguing)
Coworker #1: They are going to kill each other.
Coworker #2: Good, then we don't have to be bothered with them anymore.
School of Dentistry
University of Michigan
Overheard by: I love my job, I love my job, I love my job
Support dude: You find the darnedest things in your trunk when you open it up!
1650 South East Street
San Bernardino, California
Overheard by: Greg Short
Coworker, yelling while storming out: The “p” in my name is silent, ya know!
Paterson, New Jersey
Co-worker #1: I have to crawl under this desk so much my knees hurt.
Co-worker #2: Oh, so that’s why you got promoted.
2105 Bancroft Way
Berkeley, California
Law Firm Girl: Who gives a shit about work; do you subscribe to Good Housekeeping?
100 Maiden Lane
New York, NY
Employee #1: Oh my, that Rue McClanahan did not age well.
Employee #2: But Betty White kept it. Good for her.
Brea, California
Overheard by: rehey
Employee #1: Oh…I think I peed a little! I have to go check. Be right back.
Employee #2: …So how did your pee test go?
Employee #1: No, I didn’t pee. Maybe it was just discharge.
5409 N. Florida Avenue
Tampa, Florida
Overheard by: Kristen
