Woman with shoes: But…you’re totally drunk.
Woman without shoes: I so want to get fired today.
633 3rd Avenue
New York, NY
Woman with shoes: But…you’re totally drunk.
Woman without shoes: I so want to get fired today.
633 3rd Avenue
New York, NY
Straight developer to gay developer: Don’t go straight! Your mom may have raised a homo, but she didn’t raise a quitter!
State & Water
Peoria, Ilinois
Overheard by: only girl in an office of men…
Boss to coworker: Mary, please start playing with this huge package.
Medfield, Massachusetts
Overheard by: But that's MY package!
Co-worker #1: So your wife works as a nurse in the ER at that new fancy hospital?
Co-worker #2: Yep. Has been for 6 months.
Co-worker #1: Do they treat people who come in without insurance there?
Co-worker #2: Yeah, treat them like shit.
1620 Dodge Street
Omaha, Nebraska
Male coworker: In my own little way I got to ride John Glenn’s rocket!
Gaines Street
Tallahassee, Florida
Overheard by: Just passing by
Female coworker #1: Having my integrity is more important than anything. Do you think I should cheat on my boyfriend with the new guy?
Female coworker #2: Totally. Your boy won't know!
Omaha, Nebraska
Office worker #1: I got 10 out of 10 in the quiz!
Office worker #2: Did you get the first question correct?
Adelaide
Australia
Blue collar #1: Man, that’s a large hole.
Blue collar #2: Well, I loosened the hole up just before you came in here.
Blue collar #1: I’ll seal that up tight.
Blue collar #2: I had to give it some good shakes to get it loose.
1545 Crossways Boulevard
Chesapeake, Virginia
Coworker #1: Have you seen my pen?
Coworker #2: Nuh-uh.
Coworker #1: Someone has liberated my pen again.
England Street
Charlotte, North Carolina
Cube girl: I am starving suddenly. Like, Albania-starving.
Cube guy: Are people starving in Albania?
Cube girl: The anorexic ones.
350 Madison Avenue
New York, New York
