Coworker to colleague, after phone call: I don't like that ring tone, it just sounds like a woman is breathing down my trousers…
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Mr. Blackwell
Coworker to colleague, after phone call: I don't like that ring tone, it just sounds like a woman is breathing down my trousers…
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Mr. Blackwell
Office girl: So I decided to be different and do psychotropic drugs while everyone else did cannibalism. It was pretty cool.
Office guy (nodding): That makes sense.
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Slowly backing away…
Employee #1: So, I’ve been taking them for about a month now.
Employee #2: Yeah?
Employee #1: I don’t feel bigger. Definitely… rounder… and harder, but not bigger.
Elk Grove, Illinois
Overheard by: Nick Danger
Cube dweller to another, shouting after argument: Just because you're mad it doesn't give you the right to be indigent.
Las Vegas, Nevada
Overheard by: vamp slayer
Co-worker #1: Why do you keep breaking your pens? That’s company property.
Co-worker #2: I break things so I don’t have to kill again.
120 East Shore Drive
Glen Allen, Virginia
Overheard by: Chris
Female coworker, making noise as she trips and stumbles out of cubicle: Sorry, I was trying to get out from behind my desk, but I had this juicy thing running down my leg.
Adirondacks, New York
Coworker: I like the chair idea, otherwise I'm afraid someone will get hurt.
Manhattan, New York
Employee #1: Okay, we’ll send an intern over, then.
Employee #2 on speaker: That’d be great. Do you have any Asians?
250 Park Ave South
New York, NY
Cubicle dweller with too much free time: Do you think that at the paperclip company staples are outlawed?
Sarasota, Florida
