…Oh And, by the Way, I Know What You Were Doing in the Bathroom Earlier.

Receptionist: A patient just tried to cancel her appointment that's in two hours. Said she was stuck in Dallas. I told her we didn't have any openings for a month.
Coworker: Why? We have openings tomorrow.
Receptionist: Because she's not in Dallas, she called from home. Caller id, helloooo. She'll be here…

Dental Office
Austin, Texas

Overheard by: Caller ID…hellloooo