Coworker #1: I need to learn how to spell “plain”
Coworker #2: You mean like the kind that crashes into towers, or like yogurt?
Vancouver Island
Canadia
Coworker #1: I need to learn how to spell “plain”
Coworker #2: You mean like the kind that crashes into towers, or like yogurt?
Vancouver Island
Canadia
Cube rat: They need to have some kind of alien baby hanging off the front page…
Golden, Colorado
Overheard by: Peon
Coworker: Are you okay?
Pregnant woman having contraction: Nothing fell out, so I’m good.
Navy yard
Washington, DC
Male coworker: They stole my icons!
IT guy: How can someone steal something inside of your computer?
Male coworker: They're not where I left them!
Ft. Lauderdale, Florida
Coworker #1: A friend of my wife's maid of honor just got married. They have a live-in girlfriend. Let me say that again. They have a live-in girlfriend. I tell ya, the world's going to hell in a handbasket.
Coworker #2: That's the Three's Company we never got to see!
Dimondale, Michigan
Colleague #1: Just put it in your mouth!
Colleague #2: No! I've licked it and I don't like it.
Chippenham
England
Overheard by: Betty
Co-worker #1: Hey! Welcome back. I can’t believe you have mono!
Co-worker #2: Yeah, [Tamra] wants to make out with you so she can lose 50 pounds.
1700 Montgomery Street
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Stephani
Coworker #1: Doesn't Tanisha look a bit hot under the collar there?
Coworker #2: Must be the weather.
Coworker #1: I feel so sorry for black people, considering black attracts the sun and all.
Boston, Massachusetts
Male to female worker: I always support you. I empower you… You piece of shit.
Beaverton, Oregon
Overheard by: Office Manager
Peon #1: My husband's Xbox died last night.
Peon #2: Oh, how sad. Were they close?
Sacramento, California
