Gay coworker: I don’t dress up for Halloween, it’s against my religion!
Straight coworker: Oh, is that the same religion you consulted when choosing your sexuality?
Dublin, Ohio
Overheard by: Stoopid like a fox
Gay coworker: I don’t dress up for Halloween, it’s against my religion!
Straight coworker: Oh, is that the same religion you consulted when choosing your sexuality?
Dublin, Ohio
Overheard by: Stoopid like a fox
Coworker to another: That guy walking down the street looks like my brother's baby's mama's other baby's daddy.
Tulsa, Oklahoma
Worker #1: [Sneezes.][Several moments pass.]Worker #2: Oh… Bless you.
Worker #1: Thanks, Merry Christmas.
Los Angeles, California
Partner to another, during prep for Christmas lunch: The interns are in the back soaking their balls.
Dallas, Texas
Call center rep to another: You know, some people who don't speak English very well are like, so ignorant!
Seattle, Washington
Coworker on phone: Well, it was bad too… and it was also a hand job.
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Laughing
Photo coordinator looking for staples: Why are there paper clips in this box?
Photo editor: What?
Photo coordinator: See — it says ‘staples,’ but there are paper clips in here.
Photo editor: Dude, it’s from Staples. You need the box that says ‘staples’ twice.
Prudential Plaza
Chicago, Illinois
Attorney to another: You are always a lot of fun when your dress ends up around your waist. Or your head. Or your feet.
1 Indiana Square
Indianapolis, Indiana
Overheard by: Amanda
Mexican worker: Does my banana look sick to you?
Coworker: I am not looking over there.
306 Oak Court
Beavercreek, Ohio
Coworker #1: What happened to the mailbox?
Coworker #2: What about it?
Coworker #1: It’s gone!
Coworker #2: Oh, yeah…
2201 Commerce Drive
Fremont, Ohio
