Coworker, blowing nose and checking tissue: No wonder I was having trouble breathing!
Memphis, Tennessee
Overheard by: Steve
Coworker, blowing nose and checking tissue: No wonder I was having trouble breathing!
Memphis, Tennessee
Overheard by: Steve
Worker bee #1: My love doesn’t spread well.
Worker bee #2: Really?
Worker bee #1: Yeah, I tried it on toast once.
5100 South Mopac Expressway
Austin, Texas
Female employee to male employee: Can I borrow your knob?
Annapolis, Maryland
Overheard by: C David Dent
Coworker, speaking to Canadian coworker: Is that Canadian or American?
Canadian coworker: Well, I bought it in America, so my guess is that it was made in China.
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: Amy
Coworker secretly returning another’s bag of snacks while clutching stomach: Good God. This must be how those people who are eating that 200-pound, anatomically correct chocolate Jesus feel. Pardon me while I unbutton my pants so I can breathe.
300 North McKemy Avenue
Phoenix, Arizona
Senior accountant to auditors: Well, you see I am just not that good with numbers.
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: Receptionist
Office hoochie #1: Ow! It's cold in here today.
Office hoochie #2: Yeah, and where you sit, you get blowed from there, there, and there (points to ceiling)
Office hoochie #1: Yeah, I get blowed from all directions!
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Overheard by: Getting in line!
Coworker, noticing repairman had just fixed door: Yay, the door's fixed!
Repairman: Yeah, but I don't know for how long.
Raleigh, North Carolina
Office worker to colleague: Did you just ask a copywriter how to spell “hmmm”?
London
England
Office girl #1: Is there a shortcut to delete something in excel?
Office girl #2: Just hit delete.
Office girl #1: Yeah but you know how Control-c is copy and Control-v is paste.
Office girl #2: Well there is an actual delete button.
Office girl #1: No, I know -I am just trying to save time.
Office girl #2: Well hitting two buttons is not going to be quicker than hitting one.
Office girl #1: I know -but it’s a shortcut, you know?
Office girl #2: Google it.
Corporate Pointe
Culver City, California
Overheard by: Lyn
