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Co-worker: I want my job to be the guy who kicks George Bush in the face all day, only stopping to make out with him.

50 Main Street
Hackensack, New Jersey

  • Posted on May 23, 2015
  • Coworkers, General Idiocy, New Jersey, Office Politics, Violence
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