Assistant on phone: Hey [Lindsay], my little dancing queen, I had a great time last night…Hope you did, too…
Co-worker: He’s always so vocal the day after he’s gotten laid.
640 5th Avenue
New York, NY
Assistant on phone: Hey [Lindsay], my little dancing queen, I had a great time last night…Hope you did, too…
Co-worker: He’s always so vocal the day after he’s gotten laid.
640 5th Avenue
New York, NY
Waiter #1: My cherry popped in my mouth.
Waiter #2: That's what she said.
British Columbia
Canadia
Coworker #1: Can you do me a favor?
Coworker #2: Depends. What is it?
Coworker #1: Can you use your vagina to get me a day off?
Brooklyn, New York
Overheard by: Liz
Woman on phone: How did they pull it out? Did they cut you open or go up your butt-hole?
University Place
New York, New York
Coworker, calling IT department: Hi, I am running low on pixel fluid for my monitor.
Hagerstown, Maryland
Coworker packing her stuff as she quits: Jesus will pay my unemployment! I cannot work around you, the wicked!
Park Avenue South
New York, New York
Coworker trying to quit smoking to coworker who still smokes: You just burned one, didn't you? You looked sick and happy when you walked in.
Amarillo, Texas
Overheard by: Gina
Co-worker #1: “Urban” doesn’t mean “black.”
Co-worker #2: Yes it does.
9111 East Douglas Avenue
Wichita, Kansas
Overheard by: Nate
Large woman looking in bathroom stall: Lord, I can't even fit in there! I'm just gonna hold it.
Navy Yard
Washington, DC
Employee filling out sick leave slip: How do you spell “vasectomy”?
Coworker: I can look it up… My mom had one.
Independence, Missouri
