Worker: No, it’s not here. I have Wang in my box…What? What did I say?
40 Apple Ridge Road
Danbury, Connecticut
Worker: No, it’s not here. I have Wang in my box…What? What did I say?
40 Apple Ridge Road
Danbury, Connecticut
Coworker: I forgot to bring a water bowl for [my dog], do you have anything?
Boss, cheerily: You can use my “15 years sober” bowl!
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: widget
Peon #1: There's sperm on the President's head!
Peon #2: I'm really glad that I know you're talking about your Obama Chia Pet.
Fremont, Washington
Overheard by: I guess he's a grower, not a shower.
Employee: Hey, Bertha*, can you help me send a fax? It’s been so long since I’ve had to use this.
Bertha: Okay, well, put your document face up here, and then enter the number here, and press “start.”
Employee: What number?
Bertha: The fax number you’re sending to?
Employee: Oh, am I supposed to know that?
208 Raleigh Street
Chapel Hill, North Carolina
Overheard by: snoopdude
Coworker #1: I would read books. Yhey bore me. Too many words in them,
really.
Coworker #2: Interesting.
440 9th ave
New York, NY
Male worker: Wow, it's cold! Another front is supposed to be moving through later this week, too.
Female office worker #1: It's not so bad, as long as I have a jacket on.
Female office worker #2: Yeah! Now I get to wear pants!
Carillon Center
St. Petersburg, Florida
Office lady #1: What time does your computer say?
Office lady #2: 3:27. Yours?
Office lady #1: 3:32.
Office lady #2: Let's follow that one.
Bayonne, New Jersey
Coworker #1: Yes, we are going to go to McDonald's.
Coworker #2: Oh! Can I come? I'll get my socks so I can go on the slide.
Appleton, Wisconsin
Girl coworker: Well, I think I'm probably better at math than you are, cause I'm good at calculus and algebra. But you're good at… that one with the angles and triangles and stuff. What's it called?
Guy coworker: You mean geometry?
Girl coworker: Yeah! Geography!
Calgary
Canadia
Overheard by: Smarter than both of them
Loud colleague: She has to order her boobs?
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: confused but amused
