Cube chick: You should go in Jeff’s office -it is so cold in there you could hang meat.
Cube dude: I hang meat everywhere I go.
Dallas, Texas
Cube chick: You should go in Jeff’s office -it is so cold in there you could hang meat.
Cube dude: I hang meat everywhere I go.
Dallas, Texas
Young naive office girl: Oh look! We're all here for lunch! It's time for some good company bondage time.
Man: That's “bonding” time.
Girl: Nope. “Bondage!”
Colorado Springs, Colorado
Overheard by: Brandon Davis
Female coworker #1 to male coworker: So, where are you from again?
Male coworker: Chicago.
Female coworker #2 to male coworker: Wait! Is Chicago the state or is Illinois the state?
Male coworker: Is that a real question?
Seattle, Washington
Co-worker #1: What happened to that [Veronica] girl?
Co-worker #2: She quit already.
Co-worker #1: After one day?
Co-worker #2: Yeah, I don’t think she was that into this whole thing.
Co-worker #1: What, marketing?
Co-worker #2: No…Work.
175 5th Avenue
New York, NY
Overheard by: Peter
Woman, about bald Britney: She looks like a little child from Auschwitz!
Man: If only.
1040 Avenue of the Americas
New York, New York
Overheard by: Limey
Woman, tugging at coworker's tie: Your thing ain't long enough.
Man: If you keep pulling on it, it'll get longer!
Oak Ridge, Tennessee
Overheard by: Chris
Guy #1: Is this a picture of your daughter?
Guy #2: Yeah. She’s really starting to fill out.
1501 E. Woodfield Road
Schaumburg, Illinois
Coworker #1: That's a nice shirt, is it new?
Coworker #2: No, I found it in the back of my closet.
Coworker #1: It looks good, what material is that?
Coworker #2: I think it's a type of cloth…
Stamford, Connecticut
Young black woman to older Indian woman: So, India and Indiana are different?
Older Indian woman: Yes, Indiana is in America.
Panarra Bread Counter
New Jersey
