Male coworker: I have a very lickable hand.
Raleigh, North Carolina
Male coworker: I have a very lickable hand.
Raleigh, North Carolina
Worker #1: It's cold out.
Worker #2: Yeah, it's like having half a cup of coffee thrown in your face…but cold.
Worker #1: That's the worst analogy ever.
14th Street
Arlington, Virginia
Grunt: Can I get those itineraries?
Agent: No, life’s a bitch.
Grunt: Life’s what you make of it, not what it makes of you.
3675 Ruffin Road
San Diego, California
Preggers coworker: Call maintenance and tell them to get the air conditioning fixed! You tell them I’m pregnant and I’m in heat up here!
Front Road
Kingston, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Neil Davall
Coworker #1: How was your trip?
Coworker #2: I ate guacamole.
Coworker #1: Oh! I love guacamole!
Montclair, New Jersey
Overheard by: Crying Inside
Female coworker: I think I’m going to go home. I’m not feeling well.
Gay coworker: I hope it’s not contagious.
Female coworker: No. It’s… woman problems. I don’t think you’ll get infected.
Gay coworker: You’d be surprised.
14th Street and Rhode Island Avenue
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Suprised
Co-worker #1: How did she end up one of the bosses?
Co-worker #2: She’s one of those people that keep getting promoted because she’s completely incompetant and has no sense of humor.
25 Brooklyn Avenue
Forsyth, Georgia
Person #1: Oooh! Chocolate cockers! I want a chocolate cocker!
Person #2: A what?!
Person #1: A chocolate cocker! I’ve never had a chocolate cocker!
Safety building, 30 North Murray Street
Madison, Wisconsin
Overheard by: Allison
Coworker #1: Did you hear I broke my shoulder?
Coworker #2: How are you able to walk?
Saugerties, New York
