Female coworker on cell: Hello! Not much, how are you? (pause) Yeah, that's kind of illegal these days…
Newton, Massachusetts
Female coworker on cell: Hello! Not much, how are you? (pause) Yeah, that's kind of illegal these days…
Newton, Massachusetts
Black woman, before an interview: I’ll let you do the talkin’, ’cause you’re a code cracker.
White dude: … What?!
Black woman: You know — you can read between the lines and figure out if she’s telling the truth.
White dude: I thought you just called me a ‘cold crackah’!
SW Grapevine Parkway
Grapevine, Texas
Overheard by: The real cold cracker
Coworker #1: Anyone want to go out to lunch with me? I'm so hungry.
Coworker #2: I can't, I brought Indian for lunch today.
Coworker #1: Man, I am so hungry I would eat an Indian right now.
Coworker #2: Do you think they taste like curry?
Coworker #1: What?
Coworker #2: Curry. You know, because they eat so much of it. Wouldn't it be ironic if they tasted like cow? Ganesh would not like that.
Coworker #1: I'm going to go get pizza.
Seattle, Washington
Guy #1: Are there any bagels left from the meeting this morning?
Guy #2: Yeah, but we're saving them to reuse for another meeting tomorrow.
Guy #1: Wait. What? We can spend $20,000 on presentation materials, but we can't spend $6 for fresh bagels?!
Woodland Park, New Jersey
Male employee: I think that guy was flirting with you.
Female employee: What are you talking about?
Male employee: You are like the workplace poster girl. Crap, is that harassment?
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Centerfold
Coworker on phone: Jesus told me if you come over to fuck you up.
100 Main Street
Cincinnati, Ohio
Overheard by: Jesus Freak
Coworker: I brought a warmer coat because the Christmas party is today, and I might wind up in an alley.
Government Office
Washington, DC
Male performer: Oh, hi! What are you doing today?
Female performer: You.
Adult Film Company
San Francisco, California
Co-worker: Ugh…
Manager: What’s the matter?
Co-worker: Nothing, I just couldn’t see the screen.
Manager: Oh. Was everything flesh colored and blurry? That’s from putting your hand in front of your face.
1390 Timberlake Manor Parkway
St. Louis, Missouri
Overheard by: Durp
Woman #1: Don’t worry. If he stops, it will be fine.
Woman #2: Yeah, and if he doesn’t stop, my husband is very fertile.
Carpenter Avenue
Kingsford, Michigan
Overheard by: Jami
