Co-worker on phone: That’s what happens when there are too many chefs and not enough cooks!
465 Main Street
Buffalo, New York
Co-worker on phone: That’s what happens when there are too many chefs and not enough cooks!
465 Main Street
Buffalo, New York
Coworker #1: Will you come over and put a cold compress on my head?
Coworker #2: Sure, what do you want me to wear?
355 Park Avenue
New York, New York
Overheard by: BiPolar
Coworker, in graphic design lab: Now I have balls in my ass, too!
Utica, New York
Overheard by: dont wanna know
Coworker, on how to lobby: Finish the whole thing with “goddammit”!
Washington, DC
Overheard by: J-Ro
Coworker to another: As long as I keep on getting grilled brie and paté sandwiches and have a gold-plated bidet, I don't mind being broke.
Whole Foods
Oakland, California
Overheard by: AlchemistGeorge
Office drone #1: Have you ever been to Chinatown for dim sum?
Office drone #2: Is that a drug?
Chicago, Illinois
Peon: Yeah, that would be a total chick magnet. Just say, ‘Hey, you wanna come and, uh, meet my manatee?’
1100 Broadway
Nashville, Tennessee
Overheard by: Clair
Co-worker #1: It’s only me, I’ve got no team behind me, so no one say anything.
Coworker #2: So many jokes, so little time.
201 N. Walnut Street
Wilmington, Delaware
Senior-looking employee to another: So there's the men's room. Do you want coffee or tea?
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: carmine
