5PM Requisition Tools

Co-worker: Hey, I need a good long screw. Do you have one I could use?

1361 Pearl Street
Eugene, Oregon

Overheard by: brain girl

Posted on February 18, 2016
Coworkers, Oregon, Questions, Sexuality, Words

That Jamaican Buttplug Was Thanks Enough

Accountant: Thanks for keeping it organized while I was on vacation.
Female manager: No problem. I like it anal.

Chevy Chase Drive
Glendale, California

Posted on February 16, 2016
Body Parts, California, Coworkers, Default, Employees, Feelings, Financial Folk, Weirdness, Words

Like You Mean It This Time

Excited coworker: Hey, pet my pants!

San Rafael, California

Posted on February 15, 2016
California, Clothes, Coworkers, Default, Offers and requests, Words

Wendy’s Learned Not to Riff on “Got a Match?”

Coworker on phone: Fool me once, shame on… you. (pause) Fool me… the second one is where it’s my fault.

Thurston Avenue
Greensboro, North Carolina

Overheard by: Audrey

Posted on February 13, 2016
Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Default, General Idiocy, North Carolina, On the phone, Words

12PM Conference Call

Co-worker #1: Do you know how to do a three-way?
Co-worker #2: Huh?
Co-worker #1: Yeah, [Mario] wants me to do a three-way with him and [Tod] to discuss the proposal.
Co-worker #2: You mean a three-way call, then.
Co-worker #1: Yeah.
Co-worker #2: Oh, well, no I don’t, but I’m sure [Sarah] can show you.

W134 N8675 Executive Parkway
Menomonee Falls, Wisconsin

Overheard by: Dude