Male coworker to female coworker: Naw! You should just put out for the iPhone.
Oakbrook Terrace, Illinois
Overheard by: Corporate America Ate My Young Adulthood
Male coworker to female coworker: Naw! You should just put out for the iPhone.
Oakbrook Terrace, Illinois
Overheard by: Corporate America Ate My Young Adulthood
Office worker to colleague: Hey, is it okay to put tinfoil in the microwave?
Office manager, from the kitchen: Fire!
Northern Canadia
Lady peon: What? No! You don’t wanna put your boobs on the toilet seat!
Akron, Ohio
Overheard by: I don’t even want to know, really
Woman #1: Look at this shirt! It says Eddie Bauer. I thought they just made trucks?
Woman #2: Eddie Bauer makes all kinds of things. They make baby clothes. They make cologne.
Thrift Store
Toledo, Ohio
Guy #1: So, what did you get her for Christmas?
Guy #2: Oh, man, she’s gonna love it — I got her a padded toilet seat!
Guy #1: Cool.
Lime Ridge Mall, 999 Upper Wentworth Street
Hamilton, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: laughing myself stupid
Male worker: Sorry I'm late, I had two copiers go down on me. (coworkers laugh) I mean it broke!
Boston, Massachusetts
Concerned coworker: Please don't give Brian's pants any more cake.
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Sarah R
Female coworker: I'm about half tired of people calling me “sir” on the phone. Do I sound that much like a man?
Male coworker: You don't sound like a man, you sound like a drag queen.
Nashville, Tennessee
Overheard by: bigcutebeachgirl
Cube dweller #1: How are we going to put this proposal together?
Cube dweller #2: We're going to screw it!
Woodbury, New York
Office guy #1: Dude, you’re making me nervous with that letter opener.
Office guy #2: Why’s that?
Office guy #1: Because you look like you played too much Dungeons & Dragons back in the day.
18 Adam & Eve Mews
London, England
