Woman #1: I’m so upset about my aunt.
Woman #2: I know, but there is nothing you can do now.
Woman #1: It was so sudden. She’s never going to be herself again. I can see it already.
Woman #2: That might be something to be thankful for.
Paramus, New Jersey
Overheard by: Red
Boss to underling: Ants so big they could stand flat-footed and fuck a turkey…
Dayton, Ohio
Boss to underling: Warren Buffet didn't get rich being a bitch.
Raleigh, North Carolina
Girl: I was in the meeting today and I thought to myself -hmm, I think I smell like carcass…
Parkplace and Gamble
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Overheard by: cubsicle
Ditzy blonde to other cubicle neighbor: If it was colder outside, this rain would be snow.
Sprint
Kansas
Overheard by: Just Because
Woman in lobby: I don't like 'em runny. I like 'em nice and stiff.
Horsham, Pennsylvania
Office hoochie #1: I think that you kissed my mama is sick!
Office hoochie #2: I'm sick? I'm not the one getting penis warmers for Christmas! You're the sick one!
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Overheard by: Wishes I had a video camera
Female art director, watching male creatives gawking at models: They're just human.
Male copywriter: They're not human! Take that back!
New York City, New York
Overheard by: Lucy
Girl coworker: Well, I think I'm probably better at math than you are, cause I'm good at calculus and algebra. But you're good at… that one with the angles and triangles and stuff. What's it called?
Guy coworker: You mean geometry?
Girl coworker: Yeah! Geography!
Calgary
Canadia
Overheard by: Smarter than both of them
Woman to table mates in lunchroom: There's only so much you can swallow.
Ridge, New York
Overheard by: Pass the Mouthwash
