Coworker #1: So my wife decided to start doing yoga. Now she wants to join a yoga studio.
Coworker #2: Isn't she already a member of Life Time Fitness?
Coworker #1: Yes, but they don't have hot yoga there.
Coworker #2: Ah. Is that like yoga for just hot people?
Denver, Colorado
Weightlifting coworker, during lunch: On a two breast day it's not enough, but on a six breast day…
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: Kirstoona
Coworker: What was I just talking about? I lost my train of thought. I can't remember… so it was probably a lie.
Avon, Colorado
Photographer during photo shoot: Wow! We're really gonna need to Photoshop you!
Denver, Colorado
Boss on phone: We had them over a barrel, and now they want to test the waters and see if it's greener on the other side.
Colorado Springs, Colorado
Customer service rep: Do you spell that with a “k” or with a “c”?
Customer: With a “k”, like “cancer”.
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: That's so wrong
Project manager: I'm going to find out who sold that piece, and I'm going to chew their ass!
Boulder, Colorado
Overheard by: skelly
Older lady #1: It's got a vibrator, and some balls on it… it feels really good.
Older lady #2: Oh, really? I might have to try one of those!
Lakewood, Colorado
Overheard by: John
CSR #1, about recall of peanut butter crackers: I had no idea that peanut butter could contain salmonella.
CSR #2: Yeah, well…nuts can be pretty dirty.
Greenwood Village, Colorado
Overheard by: Bonny
Octogenarian lobby help desk guy: I have a joke for you.
Hot 20-something: Is it appropriate?
Octogenarian lobby help desk guy: Yes, of course it is.
Hot 20-something: Alright.
Octogenarian lobby help desk guy: So there were two strippers…
Hot 20-something: (walks away)
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: waiting for the rest of the joke.
