Office lady: I've been good–I haven't ordered anything from Amazon all week! Although I suppose the week isn't over yet…
Boss: It's Tuesday.
Denver, Colorado
Office lady: I've been good–I haven't ordered anything from Amazon all week! Although I suppose the week isn't over yet…
Boss: It's Tuesday.
Denver, Colorado
IT to VP: Okay, I'm going to wipe your device now!
Durango, Colorado
IT guy: And you can help with setting up the sites, too.
Super-cute admin assistant: Okay.
Office manager, walking in: What's going on?
IT guy: I was just telling her that she could help me out this year if she wanted to.
Office manager: Oh yeah, she's an untapped resource.
IT guy, after pause: I'd tap that.
Castle Rock, Colorado
Employee to coworker: Hey, do you have Bieber fever? Because if you do, you should take a sick day… I don't wanna catch it.
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: There's a shot for that…
Office slave: Thank you for so much for going above and beyond with this, you are a beautiful person!
Sales guy: Oh, you think so?
Office slave: No, not that kind of beautiful–but thank you for the help.
Colorado
Employee #1: Ya know what's a funny word? “Vagina.”
Employee #2: Um… Why?
Employee #1: Well, because nothing rhymes with it. (pause) Well… Except Aunt Jemima. (pause) But that's more of a name.
Employee #2: No, I meant why are you even telling me this?
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: Not being productive at work today…obviously
Art director, after particularly greasy lunch: Uhhh. My fingers smell worse than it tasted.
Boulder, Colorado
Overheard by: the new guy
Sales guy on phone: I got it excited and pulled it out!
Greenwood Village, Colorado
Admin, about boss: He's in a meeting, but she'll nail him when he gets out.
Denver, Colorado
Coworker #1 to coworker #2, carrying motorcycle helmet: Did you ride in today?
Coworker #2: Nope, my driving has just been so poor recently that I thought the helmet was a good move.
Littleton, Colorado
Overheard by: 3rd coworker
