Customer: Why does the leather look like this on the the boot? Does this mean it's shit?
Sales girl: Well, I…
Customer: It's shit, isn't it? Tell me they're shit.
Sales girl: …their shit?
Customer: Perfect, I'll take them.
Shoe Shop
New York City, New York
Overheard by: Confused
Smoker #1: See this tie? Got it for $1.49 at Jewel.
Smoker #2: Jewel sells ties? It’s a grocery store.
Smoker #1: I say fuck ’em, if I have to wear a tie it’s going to be a $1.49 Jewel tie.
Wacker
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: I hate my tie too
Woman on cell in shoe store, sighing: Yes, honey, I'm still at the DMV, the lines are horrendous!
Buena Park Mall
Buena Park, California
Overheard by: Glad I'm not married to her
Woman on phone: Crocodile Dundee in his underwear! (pause) Y'all have fun!
Chattanooga, Tennessee
IT manager, sighing loudly: I was just in accounting. Don't go over there.
Secretary: Why not?
IT manager: Because it's accounting!
Secretary: (confused silence)
IT manager, sighing: Well, for starters, Bob is wearing a Tigger shirt.
Kansas City, Missouri
Overheard by: Not THAT Casual Friday
Female cube dweller to another: That's a cute shirt! Can I touch it?
Santa Fe Springs, California
Overheard by: Huh?
Woman on phone to daughter, asking who sent her home to change her “inappropriate” outfit at school: Were they fat people?
Nashville, Tennessee
Sales manager: Wait…aren't all chaps assless?
Graphic designer: Only when you wear a thong under them like me.
Broad Street
Augusta, Georgia
Office girl on cell: Come on, Mom, you know how I feel about socks!
621 East 9th Street
Des Moines, Iowa
