Coworker to table: Guys, as much as I love talking about poo, do we have to talk about it every meal?
Los Angeles, California
Coworker to table: Guys, as much as I love talking about poo, do we have to talk about it every meal?
Los Angeles, California
Starbucks barista: And what size would you like?
Very tall and intimidating black man with deep voice: My size.
(barista grabs largest cup available)
Santa Rosa, California
Overheard by: One-Hit
Clinical coordinator: Jerry doesn't like my box.
IT guy: I didn't say I didn't like your box! I just don't think we should let other doctors use it.
Pharmacist: I think that the doctors would just abuse your box.
Visalia, California
Female sales director: So let me get this straight, you're asking me to look as slutty as possible for the event?
Male VP: Well, that is why I hired you, after all.
Female sales director: Wow! Did you really just say that?
Male VP: What? Okay, okay… you're good at your job too. Happy?
California
Studio exec #1: Do pregnancy tests come in that big of a box?
Studio exec #2: You know… when you buy your pregnancy tests at Costco, you're a huge slut!
Santa Monica, California
Boss to office: First it looks like we're sending things to Iowa, then we've got pet hamsters in here… This place is falling apart!
Santa Clara, California
Worker #1: We need a slogan for our Easter egg hunt and party. One that lets the kids know they will get to play with really fun bunnies and get to also hunt Easter eggs. Something that says “fun for all.”
Worker #2: How about “Kids bunny bash!”?
Worker #1: Yeah! Wait… what?
Day Care Center
Banning, California
Yelling large lady in yellow shirt, entering bathroom: Dontcha wish you were a bird so you could just take a crap whenever ya wanted? (slams door) You could shit on the floor, on people's heads, never have to run and hope ya make it!
Temecula, California
Girl #1: I auditioned for Rent when I was in college.
Girls #2-#4, in a fit of hysterics: No way! Uh-uh! Whoa! (they shriek)
Girl #1: Yeah, I was living in New York that summer, and I mean, I just loved Aids! How could I not try out?
San Francisco, California
Coworker, returning from Walgreens: I just got my crazy pills! Oh, and I got Mentos.
San Francisco, California
