Office drone, after extremely serious meeting: We should all go on a picnic!
Downtown Los Angeles, California
Office drone, after extremely serious meeting: We should all go on a picnic!
Downtown Los Angeles, California
Officer #1: Yeah, man, I'm not going to pull someone over for talking on their cell phone, because I talk on my cell phone while driving.
Officer #2: For sure, I ain't gonna pull someone over for speeding, cause I speed all over this place.
Officer #3: Right, why would I pull someone over for drunk driving, when I'm always drunk.
Ventura, California
Overheard by: Chatty McSailor Mouth
Guy from the backseat #1: Look at that guy rolling in the car next to us, his hair all slicked back and shit. That car says he makes some serious cash.
Guy from the backseat #2: I bet he's a manager.
Guy from the backseat #1: I bet he makes enough to score aaaalll the sluts and whores, cause that's what managers do.
Rancho Bernardo, California
Overheard by: I want to be a manager, too
Customer service girl: We're going to send you a new bush.
San Diego, California
Director of logistics on phone: They're all a bunch of space whores. And we're the willing Johns.
Cupertino, California
Supervisor: How was the soup the clients brought?
Worker: Didn't you get any?
Supervisor: I had a lot of work and by the time I got there it was sublimed.
Worker: “Sublimed”?
Supervisor: Yeah, I used the wrong word. That happens a lot when I'm stressed off.
Culver City, California
Boss to office: I don't even want you guys, I just want pets.
Berkeley, California
Manager: So, you're still doing the panda.
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: Animal Lover
Coworker: I'm going home late tonight. My wife just went to the dentist and she's going to be a pain.
Santa Clarita, California
Suit at after work cocktail function, checking watch,sighing, muttering to himself: I would rather be in Iraq.
Walnut Creek, California
Overheard by: bereccathewaitress
