Cube dweller to another: I can only find one of my nuts and I was hoping you had a spare.
Woodinville, Washington
Cube dweller to another: I can only find one of my nuts and I was hoping you had a spare.
Woodinville, Washington
Customer: You really should read The Man in the High Castle. it's a great book, one of Philip K. Dick's best.
Barista: I'll have to read it. I'm a big Dick fan.
Burlington, Vermont
Overheard by: Isotope Feeney
Secretary: Here, let me see it… You need to leave a hole in it big enough to fit a few fingers in, they always put their hands in it.
Male worker: Like this?
Secretary: Yeah, that will work… Now just stick it wherever you like.
Male worker: Anywhere?
Secretary: Yup, anywhere.
Ann Arbor, Michigan
Pregnant employee on personal call: I tried to have an ultrasound done but it didn't work out. Nothing to do with the baby–it was my uterus. It's an asshole.
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: Gwen Styles
Skinny teenage girl on phone to friend: So anyway, I told him he ain't giving me oral sex first thing in the morning. It's like, so gross. My vagina might get morning breath!
Kingswood
Australia
Overheard by: breath mints anyone?
Expecting mom: Who wants to see pictures of my baby's abnormally large penis?
Green Bay, Wisconsin
Employee #1: Ya know what's a funny word? “Vagina.”
Employee #2: Um… Why?
Employee #1: Well, because nothing rhymes with it. (pause) Well… Except Aunt Jemima. (pause) But that's more of a name.
Employee #2: No, I meant why are you even telling me this?
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: Not being productive at work today…obviously
Older male worker: I ate a live scallop once. Kinda weird, the way it pulsed in my mouth.
Young female worker: Oh my god! I could never put anything that throbbed in my mouth!
Older male worker: This conversation is over.
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: TechWritingGuy
Intern: Why would he take a picture of an orange chicken?
Associate: That's his prostate.
Intern: Oh. That makes sense.
Beverly Hills, California
Coworker on phone: Thanks! I'll definitely get naked for my husband!
Boston, Massachusetts
