As R.E.M. Can Testify

Girl: I love your shiny yellow balls.
Guy, laughing: Context is everything.

Seattle, Washington

Posted on June 22, 2011
Body Parts, Colors, Coworkers, Feelings, Possible Sexual Harassment, Washington

No Shit?

Teacher to assistant, while kids run around screaming: This day is going like my bowel movements: not at all.

Tokyo
Japan

Posted on June 16, 2011
Body Parts, Feelings, Japan, Teachers, Weirdness

Maybe You're Not

Girl stirring pasta : I have this weird thing where I won't eat it if it stinks.
Intern : That's what he said! Wooo!
Girl : No, that's not what he said. That's what I said and we're not talking about pussy!

Columbus, Ohio

Overheard by: Neffanation

Posted on May 30, 2011
Body Parts, Interns & Temps, Ohio, Sensory Experiences, Weirdness

This Office Has a Way Of Keeping You on Your Toes.

Network drone: You can tell me my boss has a foot fetish but you can't tell me if I'm getting a promotion or not?

Burlington, Massachusetts

Overheard by: No More Stilettos in the Workplace

Posted on May 27, 2011
Body Parts, Massachusetts, Office Politics, Sexuality, Tech People

With an Enormous Penis

Receptionist: Good morning. How may I direct your call?
Telemarketer: I'm looking for Dick. I mean, I'm looking for a dick. I mean, I'm looking for someone named Dick.

Austin, Texas

Posted on May 25, 2011
Body Parts, Names, On the phone, Questions, Receptionists, Texas, Words

…In the Interest Of Social Lubrication

Male assistant: Don't mind me, I'm just anal about this kind of thing.
Female attorney: No problem, anal is good, I like anal.
(long, silent pause)
Female attorney: Oh my god, please forget I just said that.

New Brunswick, New Jersey

Overheard by: Rhys