Thin older executive assistant: I'm eating candy, my doctor says I gotta keep my fatty acids up.
Thin younger executive assistant: Your fatty asses?
Thin older executive assistant: Well, that's what candy leads to, I guess.
Tallahassee, Florida
Overheard by: DBA [giggling, one cube over]
Cubicle dweller: Hopefully I can get Mark* to fill my slot.
Manhattan, New York
Female employee to male employee: Can I borrow your knob?
Annapolis, Maryland
Overheard by: C David Dent
Medical claims analyst: Have I ever shown you the x-ray of my head?
1009 Windcross Court
Franklin, Tennessee
Partner to another, during prep for Christmas lunch: The interns are in the back soaking their balls.
Dallas, Texas
Salesman to screaming manager: What happened?
Manager: I just castrated myself!
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: Not Soon Enough
Male IT coworker to female IT coworker: You should not worry about my privates.
Cherry Hill, New Jersey
Overheard by: Lisa
Sales on phone: I trusted you not to destroy my testes.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Brad
New girl to male employee: Teach me how to say something sexy in Spanish.
Male employee: Okay. Like what?
New girl: How about “put your dick in my mouth”?
Spa
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Can't Wait Till i Leave
Editor #1: He said he had a big one.
Editor #2: Big what?
Editor #1: Brain!
12 West 27th Street
New York, NY
