Wouldn't That Be a Great Name for a Gay Golf Club?

Customer rep manager: Why is the internet down at the warehouse?
IT guy: I got two emails. One said it was because there was vandalism in a manhole and the wires got cut. Another said they were digging in a manhole and the wires accidentally got cut.
Openly gay purchasing manager: Stop saying “manhole.”
IT guy: Why? Does it get you excited?

Sex Toy Factory
Las Vegas, Nevada

Overheard by: Looks Like Diva

Posted on May 27, 2015
Body Parts, Customer Service, Internet, Nevada, Questions, Sexuality, Tech People

Until the Day He Gets the Shaft

Coworker #1 to vendor carrying box out door: Dick, are you coming back in?
Coworker #2: That's what he does, he comes in, he goes out, he comes in, he goes out, all day long.
Coworker #3: Don't you think that gets old after a while?
Coworker #2: What? I'm telling the truth. Dick comes in, dick goes out, he comes in and goes out.
Coworker #1: What grade are you in? Third?
Coworker #2: I wasn't saying anything that wasn't true. It's not my fault you guys have dirty minds. Dick comes in and goes out a lot, all day long.

Connecticut

Overheard by: omfg, he's so annoying

Posted on May 26, 2015
Body Parts, Connecticut, Coworkers, Questions, Sexuality

Then She Must Have Been Very Flexible.

Waiter #1: My cherry popped in my mouth.
Waiter #2: That's what she said.

British Columbia
Canadia

Posted on May 26, 2015
Body Parts, Canadia, Coworkers, General Idiocy, Meals and Snacks, Sexuality

Is That How the Dodgers Escaped Brooklyn in 1957?

Coworker #1: Can you do me a favor?
Coworker #2: Depends. What is it?
Coworker #1: Can you use your vagina to get me a day off?

Brooklyn, New York

Overheard by: Liz

Posted on May 25, 2015
Body Parts, Coworkers, Holidays, New York, Offers and requests, Sexuality, Weirdness

Next Time Think Before You Ask Someone What’s Up Their Butt

Woman on phone: How did they pull it out? Did they cut you open or go up your butt-hole?

University Place
New York, New York

Posted on May 25, 2015
Body Parts, Coworkers, Health & Hygiene, New York, On the phone, Questions

So Just Have the Spaghetti

Employee: Rat balls are nasty!

Raytheon
Raleigh, North Carolina

Overheard by: taaj

Posted on May 23, 2015
Animals, Body Parts, Crazies, Employees, Gripes, North Carolina

Is There Anything It Can’t Do?

Web artist: Man, it’s cold out here! Thank God I bought my mittens.
Graphic artist: I hate wearing mittens… When my hands are cold, I just use my crotch.

731 Pilot Road
Las Vegas, Nevada

Overheard by: Sr. Graphics Goddess

Posted on May 23, 2015
Body Parts, Designers and Photographers, Nevada

Why Don't You Come Into the Breakroom with Me and Find Out

Coworker #1: I got an extra sausage which I haven't touched. Do you want it?
Coworker #2: Is that a pick-up line?

El Segundo, California

Posted on May 23, 2015
Body Parts, California, Coworkers, Meals and Snacks, Offers and requests, Possible Sexual Harassment, Sexuality

And Now I Have to Go to Confession

Colleague #1: Just put it in your mouth!
Colleague #2: No! I've licked it and I don't like it.

Chippenham
England

Overheard by: Betty

Posted on May 21, 2015
Body Parts, Coworkers, England, Possible Sexual Harassment, Sensory Experiences

Not the Third Time It Takes Its SATs

Office worker #1: …. Mmmmmm…. You really don’t look well. What’s wrong?
Office worker #2: Well I don’t know… Is it normal for your bladder to be apprehensive?

Grafton Street
Dublin
Ireland

Overheard by: Rory the irish guy

Posted on May 20, 2015
Body Parts, Compare and contrast, Feelings, Health & Hygiene, Ireland, Questions, Words

Body Parts