Female drone: Kelly*!, Kelly!
Kelly: What?
Female drone: Never mind, I don't need you! I found it.
Kelly: You sure?
Female drone: Yeah, I just had to use my other hand to get in my box.
Delran, New Jersey
Overheard by: Bruce Banner
Female drone: Kelly*!, Kelly!
Kelly: What?
Female drone: Never mind, I don't need you! I found it.
Kelly: You sure?
Female drone: Yeah, I just had to use my other hand to get in my box.
Delran, New Jersey
Overheard by: Bruce Banner
Photo assistant: Okay, put something else in my mouth and I'll tell you what it is.
Culver City, California
Overheard by: LaLa Land
Gym employee: In addition to today's mail, I also have a small package.
Tucson, Arizona
Overheard by: captain subtext
Cubicle lady, about soap: I like the smell of lilac bush.
Westbury, New York
Hesitant admin: I know what size a meatball is… I think.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Office lady #1: I need a haircut like I need a hole in the head!
Office lady #2: Me too! I'm going to get one right now!
Office lady #1: Hey, so am I!
Ithaca, New York
Overheard by: i heart cubicles
Boss: Why don’t I just shove a sock down your throat to shut you up?
Secretary: Yeah that’s fine, just make sure it’s not the sock you stuff your pants with!
Company Office
Fort Drum, New York
Tax guy, planning baby shower and creating a gag gift: Hey Laurel, I need your six nipples first thing in the morning!
Kansas City, Missouri
Overheard by: Erin
Boss: Well, after the truckers release their load, they need their hoses to be blown down.
Female intern, trying not to laugh: Hmm, well, that does make sense…
Calgary
Canadia
Head cashier: Suck my cock!
Cashier: I'm gonna hang you by your ovaries!
Lake Success, New York
