Manager strolling through office (singing): “Head, shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes. Head, shoulders knees and toes…”
Hertfordshire
England
Manager strolling through office (singing): “Head, shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes. Head, shoulders knees and toes…”
Hertfordshire
England
New office manager: My rear end makes a god-awful noise!
Nashville, Tennessee
Overheard by: Josh
Girl #1: What's the point of a jock strap?
Girl #2: To keep your junk from flapping around.
Girl #1: I thought that's what cups were for?
Girl #3: No, that's a whole other purpose. Besides, why would you want a big ol' hard thing in between your legs?
Girl #1: There's so many ways I could answer that.
Kansas City, Missouri
Underling to manager, during video conference: You pay me for my brain, but all you use me for is my fingers.
Seattle, Washington
Frustrated coworker, about daughter with object in her ear: I am not rewarding her for putting something in her body!
Tigard, Oregon
Office working bee to another: Cameron* does have a bubble problem.
Monrovia, California
Overheard by: MrQOD
Boss: He has a bit of a shiny face, though. In my experience, ones with a shiny face are all pillow biters.
Office
Frankston
Australia
Overheard by: Receptionist
Man #1: No, man, I'm telling you! You have really big toes!
Man #2: Thanks!
Solon, Ohio
Overheard by: David Anon
Uber-friendly coworker: Do you ever find that your asshole hurts after you sneeze?
101st Street and Jasper Avenue
Edmonton, Alberta
Canadia
Coworker: Well, we just need to nip this in the booty.
Colleague: “Nip it in the booty?”
Coworker: Yeah, some people get offended when you say butt.
Coral Springs, Florida
Overheard by: Sesame
