Manager: If you give me Tater Tots for breakfast… Shit yeah, I'll eat em!
Culver City, California
Manager: If you give me Tater Tots for breakfast… Shit yeah, I'll eat em!
Culver City, California
Elderly boss to receptionist: Where's my coffee?
Receptionist: Are your legs broken?
Elderly boss: My third one is! Now get my coffee!
Southfield, Michigan
Employer: I don't like open packages lying around, it creates bugs.
Employee: That's why I always roll and tape back my nuts.
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Nathalie
Department head on phone, talking about screws and fasteners: A Tek 5 should work fine… What? Did you just say “super woody”?
New Braunfels, Texas
Overheard by: That Guy
Woman in bathroom stall to woman in neighboring stall: Yeah, she the one who did my son's circumcision. She did a bang up job.
Olathe, Kansas
Office man: Watermelon seeds look like ticks.
Office lady: No, they don't.
Office man: Yes they do!
Office lady: They don't have legs!
Plainsboro, New Jersey
Oblivious attorney: Ugh, it's just so big! It's disgusting!
Washington, DC
Bimbette, loudly: My name is not Kielbasa!
Chesapeake, Virginia
Overheard by: we call her Meathead
Female voice from bathroom stall: Ah man, I got my earring in the wrong hole!
N. Classen
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Overheard by: oh really
VP #1, during meeting: Yeah, she had the shingles.
VP #2: Okay, moving on…
VP #1: All over her back!
Glen Allen, Virginia
Overheard by: Shingle(less) White Female
