If You Don't Believe Me, Check Out the Magazines in My Desk.

Exec #1: Should we offer 5gb or 25gb packages?
Exec #2: I am in favor of larger packages…

Washington, DC

Overheard by: Slomojamma

Posted on August 31, 2022
Body Parts, DC and Mid-Atlantic, Executives, Questions, Sexuality, Words

I See Your Attempt at Humor, and I Refuse to Acknowledge It

Deskie #1: What’s that smell? Sulfur? Rotten eggs?
Deskie #2: I have it figured out: It’s Halloween, and all these girls are walking around with nothing covering areas which haven’t been exposed in public since last Halloween.
Deskie #1: I don’t get why that is relevant.

Front desk, Central Michigan University
Mount Pleasant, Michigan

Overheard by: Not A Deskie

Posted on August 30, 2022
Body Parts, Coworkers, Education, General Idiocy, Holidays, Insults, Michigan, Sensory Experiences

I Was Going to Say “Babies”

Assistant #1: Do you know what they used to use to get the color in red velvet cake?
Assistant #2: Blood?
Assistant #1: No. Beets.
Assistant #2: That's disgusting.
Supervisor: Compared to your guess?

Sacramento, California

Posted on August 28, 2022
Body Parts, Bosses and Underlings, California, Colors, Meals and Snacks, Questions, Weirdness

And the Sequins and the Glitter and the Feathers

Deli girl: Have you ever seen a beautiful penis? I appreciate what they do, but I don't like to look at them.
Seafood woman: I've seen a beautiful one, but I'm biased, cuz I helped design it.
Deli girl: Um?
Seafood woman: You know, with the piercings, the Prince Albert and the rings. It's pretty.

Tillsonburg
Ontario
Canadia

Posted on August 28, 2022
Body Parts, Canadia, Friends, Questions, Sexuality, Weirdness

So I've Renamed Them All “Barbie” or “Ken”

Female coworker: I like to think that my coworkers don't have genitals.

Mississauga
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: TCon

Posted on August 21, 2022
Body Parts, Canadia, Coworkers, Weirdness

Has the Millionaire Matchmaker Gotten Too Full Of Herself? Discuss.

Coworker to another: You should let him go first, he has a bigger one to pull out.

Los Angeles, California

Posted on August 10, 2022
Advice, Body Parts, California, Compare and contrast, Coworkers

He Prefers to Be Called “Santa,” by the Way

Boss to web developer: Didn't we do that site for… For… Ugh… You know… Dick bag motherfucker…
Web developer: Um… No… I don't remember doing anything for Dick Bag motherfucker.

Red Bank, New Jersey

Posted on August 9, 2022
Body Parts, Bosses, Insults, Names, New Jersey, Tech People

Despite What You Read in the Gay and Lesbian Section

Butch chick: I read The Lion and the Mouse when I was young! It's a story about how the lion got a thorn in his paw and the mouse helped him remove it, and they became friends.
Normal chick: What a stupid lion, why didn't he just eat the mouse?
Butch chick: It's a story of morality for children! Help someone, be friendly!
Normal chick: So?
Butch chick: You don't eat your friends!

Borders
Melbourne Central
Australia

Overheard by: Incognito