Security guard #1: Well you know Hitler's mother was Jewish.
Supervisor: I know! Wouldn't Freud have had a field day with that?
Security guard #2: Who?
Supervisor: You know, Sigmund Freud?
Security guard #2: Oh, the magician?
Security guard #1: What?
Security guard #2: You know, the magician with the tigers?
Supervisor: Thats Sigfried and Roy!
Lakeport, California
Photographer: If you don't know someone who will fuck you with an octopus, do you know anyone who would flog you with one?
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: fetishgirl
Male staff #1: Hey, check out that butterfly on the window sill.
Male staff #2: Wow! That’s cool. Man, I’m not trying to sound girly, but butterflies are beautiful. I have this bush outside my house that they just love, and it’s so cool to watch them.
Male staff #1: Yeah, man, seriously. I’m not going to be covering my car with butterfly stickers, but butterflies do kick ass.
Male staff #2: Totally.
10 Medical Center Boulevard
Winston-Salem, North Carolina
Overheard by: a butterfly
Partner: Do cats pee?
Erie, Pennsylvania
Co-Worker #1: Weather is the great conversational equalizer.
Co-Worker #2: Yeah.
Co-Worker #1: ‘Cause every place has weather. And chipmunks. But nobody ever talks about chipmunks.
1593 Galbraith Avenue
Grand Rapids, Michigan
Overheard by: Playtah
Developer: And so I told the client that she can add cats till…the cats come home. And then I'm done with her. Because there's no fucking way I'm adding any more cats to this printer cartridge selling website.
Mesa, Arizona
Overheard by: Chris Cardinal
Coworker: Do house sparrows fight to the death?
Nashua, New Hampshire
Guy to friend: So they had to call Terminex and Ghostbusters at the same time?
Fairfax, Virginia
Boss: No, kangaroo rats are not rodents! They're just mini kangaroos!
Maine
Overheard by: amused employee
Coworker #1: So, I had this dream last night. I was looking at the ceiling, and a rat wearing sunglasses peeked out at me from the air conditioning vent.
Coworker #2, catching the end of the conversation: Was this a dream?
Melbourne, Florida
Overheard by: Despite all my rage…
