Doctor’s wife: You guys are going to get my husband’s pracitice flagged by the insurance companies.
Biller: We only enter in the system what you have written on the charge ticket.
Doctor’s wife: Well you guys are the billing company. You should know better not to trust everything you see.
221 West 21st Street
Lorain, Ohio
Senior VP: Make sure you reserve a king size bed because there’s going to be two of us.
600 Maryland Avenue SW
Washington, DC
Mother: Put those toys away. Think of the other kids who come here.
Little kid #1: Yeah, we’ve gotta think of the other kids.
Little kid #2: I don’t want to think of the other kids. I only want to think about me.
Doctor’s waiting room
North Rocks, Sydney
Australia
Cube rat on phone: Sometimes when you go vertical it’s hotter than horizontal… You just have to play with it. Sometimes when I’m shooting and I’m too far away from the men’s room…
Owings Mills, Maryland
Overheard by: widget
Salesman: You can't beat a good piñata day.
Cleveland, Ohio
Overheard by: humanoid answering machine
VP: You’ll have to get a group together and have a good look at his package. Get Kevin involved if possible.
21651 Melrose Avenue
Southfield, Michigan
Older woman: It isn’t good for your metabolism to eat too little.
Younger woman: Yeah, I remember when I was a kid and saw those starving African kids on TV. I said, “They aren’t fat, look at their bellies!” That’s what happens when you don’t eat enough, you get bloated.
1500 University Drive
Billings, Montana
Co-worker #1: Do you want to go to lunch?
Co-worker #2: I’m on a diet.
Co-worker #1: But we’re going to get ice cream afterward.
800 E. 96th Street
Indianapolis, Indiana
Butcher: Careful! Blood on the ground’s slippery.
Clerk: …I never want to hear anyone say that to me again.
110 Route 23
Riverdale, New Jersey
Co-worker #1: You need to use more tact.
Co-worker #2: Attack what?
Co-worker #1: No, tact. T-A-C-T.
Co-worker #2: What’s that?
Co-worker #1: Exactly.
845 Third Avenue
New York, NY
Casting chick: A lot of people don’t get my sense of humor.
Stylist: So change it!
12 West 27th Street
New York, NY
