Suit at bistro: There are some things a shoe tree can not fix.
Gainesville, Florida
Overheard by: BumbleBree
Suit at bistro: There are some things a shoe tree can not fix.
Gainesville, Florida
Overheard by: BumbleBree
Female manager to the ladies in the office: Are you trying to kill me? If you're going to use the lemon spray in the ladies room please spray upwards and not down on the floor. If you're trying to kill me, there are better ways…
Los Angeles, California
Teacher: I don’t know if my students will regress enough to qualify for summer services.
Principal: You should play music really loud when you test them.
299 Rathbun Willard Drive
Attleboro, Massachusetts
Guy: Dude, that’s stupid. That attachment went out to like the whole office, you totally can’t do that…Yeah, the girl was pretty hot, though.
915 Broadway
New York, NY
Coworker: If you do it brainless, you end up with crappy data.
Sacramento, California
Assistant: I heard you told someone in the office that we're all on medication here. I take offense to that. I'm not on medication.
Boss: You should be. It gets you through the day so much easier.
Connecticut
Male coworker to female coworker: Naw! You should just put out for the iPhone.
Oakbrook Terrace, Illinois
Overheard by: Corporate America Ate My Young Adulthood
Lady peon: What? No! You don’t wanna put your boobs on the toilet seat!
Akron, Ohio
Overheard by: I don’t even want to know, really
IT guy #1: You just need to shut your mouth and cowboy up.
IT guy #2, shocked: Cowboy up!?
IT guy #1: Yeah, cowboy up.
IT guy #2, dismissively: Cowboy up, my ass…
New Jersey
Overheard by: Sully
Techie: We should close the front doors or turn off the a/c to save some power, since it's blackout season.
Bad admin: I can tell you're paid on salary.
Techie: Uh, hmm?
Bad admin: I get paid hourly, therefore I like blackouts. If there's a blackout, I get to sit at my desk and do nothing for a few hours.
Santa Barbara, California
