Ad: Harvey Keitel Is… Bad Admin!

Techie: We should close the front doors or turn off the a/c to save some power, since it’s blackout season.
Bad admin: I can tell you’re paid on salary.
Techie: Uh, hmm?
Bad admin: I get paid hourly, therefore I like blackouts. If there’s a blackout, I get to sit at my desk and do nothing for a few hours.

Santa Barbara, California