Admin to partner: So, what would you do if you won the jackpot all on your own? It's up to $113 million. What would you tell your clients?
Partner: Without the naughty parts? “… you!”
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Jen
Admin to partner: So, what would you do if you won the jackpot all on your own? It's up to $113 million. What would you tell your clients?
Partner: Without the naughty parts? “… you!”
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Jen
Student worker: Man, my mouth is really dry.
Secretary: Why?
Student worker: Because I just ate some raw nuts.
Jacksonville, Florida
Overheard by: Listening Secretary
Secretary: Isn't he the one that died?
File clerk, busy typing: Yes.
Secretary: Oh. Okay, well, I won't send the e-mail to him, then.
File clerk, mumbling while typing: Wow.
Riverside, California
Admin to staff in morning staff meeting: Maybe I should just send the entire calendar so you all know the due dates for the entire year and can plan ahead.
Boss: Huh! An informed staff. That's an idea…
Indianapolis, Indiana
Secretary to two male managers, similarly dressed: I didn't get the memo. How do you guys find out what to wear each day?
Manager #1: We roll over and ask “what are you wearing today?”
Manager #2: Yeah, and… Ewww!
Kansas City, Missouri
Female admin assistant: You know how anal I get when it comes to your work.
Male property manager: It's okay, I love anal!
(coworkers laugh)
Male property manager: Well… That didn't come out right.
Vancouver
Canadia
Health inspector to commissioner: So you might be getting a call from this lady about making burgers out of beaver meat.
Secretary to health inspector: Have you ever eaten beaver?
Commissioner, as she walks away: You people can discuss this…
Department of Health
Burlington, Vermont
Overheard by: Alfie
Secretary, filing her nails: It's a real contribution to society, knowing how to jazzercise.
Cleveland, Ohio
Overheard by: I wish I could jazzercize
Secretary to another: So I had a dream that you and I murdered Ryan, and all I could think was I was upset because I just friended him on Facebook.
Allentown, Pennsylvania
Boss: I like your pompoms.
Secretary: Thanks, I got them for my birthday.
Oregon
Overheard by: killerwhales
