Butcher holding up pork: These are the finest butts I've ever seen. In fact, I just boned them myself!
Grand Blanc, Michigan
Butcher holding up pork: These are the finest butts I've ever seen. In fact, I just boned them myself!
Grand Blanc, Michigan
Drafter on phone: Um, ya, give me a second and I can put it up on the screen… (sighs) Oh, there it is… Almost up there… That's better.
Central Point, Oregon
Coworker: I mean, don't you ever feel like killing someone and wearing their head like a hat?
Las Vegas, Nevada
Drone on phone: Oh yeah, my friend had that disease, he died… I’m sure you won’t die, though.
Storke Road
Santa Barbara, California
Overheard by: angelina
Office guy #1, laughing: Man, your polo shirt is on inside out.
Office guy #2: That's the second time I've done that.
St. Louis, Missouri
Overheard by: rdguy
Caller: Does your search allow for a wild card?
Presenter: Sure … Um … What, exactly, is a wild card?
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: dailin dailer
Irate customs broker: I want to speak to someone with authority! Not someone who speaks like he has a potato in his mouth!
Miami, Florida
Middle aged woman going to sorority reunion: Isn't Spencer's like a five and dime store?
Friend: No! It's a nasty, nasty, dirty store. I can hardly stand to go in there.
Middle aged woman: Well, what did you go there for?
Friend: I had to get a blow-up doll. They didn't have any.
Airport
Birmingham, Alabama
Coworker: You're pissed at me because Dave* wants to eat you!?
Alpharetta, Georgia
