Employee #1: I hear they have a lot of them in new Mexico.
Employee #2: What, drag queens?
Employee #1: No, native Americans.
Employee #2: Oh.
Employee #1: Well, they could have a lot of drag queens there too, I don't really know…
Gainesville, Florida
Matronly office drone: The internet keeps playing games; it keeps going down on me. (pause) Wait, that sounds bad.
Bellevue, Washington
Presenter: The activity we're going to do is called “me in a bag.” Has anyone ever done “me in a bag”? Who's done “me in a bag”?
Greenwood Village, Colorado
Co-worker on phone: Hey. What’d you do with my bag of hair?
Franklin Street
Richmond, Virginia
Coworker #1: And then it just exploded all over my pants.
Coworker #2: That sucks.
Coworker #1: Well, the good news is that if someone mentions the stain on my pants I know that they are looking at my junk.
Houston, Texas
Doctor: The homeless people know what they are doing wearing more than one coat…
Hospital
Little Rock, Arkansas
Marketing freak #1: It's like porn.
Marketing freak #2: Haha… Yeah. It is, I like it.
CEO's assistant: Porn?
Marketing freak #3: Yeah, Sports Illustrated. Have you seen it?
Itasca, Illinois
Overheard by: Walking through an Origy
Guy on phone with accent: I'm going to take a picture of you milking a camel–it's going to be super!
Main Street
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Female cube dweller to another: I'll grab your pair and you'll grab my pair and we'll slap each other in the face with them.
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: erak
Clerk on phone: Hey, you got any duct tape? You can just cut off a little piece and put that on your wart.
Omaha, Nebraska
Overheard by: Db's Mom
