Female tech: I have the funniest hiccups. They sound like kittens!
Boss: If you say so.
McComb, Mississippi
Female tech: I have the funniest hiccups. They sound like kittens!
Boss: If you say so.
McComb, Mississippi
Engineer to another: Don't you just love it when Mark* comes up to your desk and throws down a recipe for soup and asks you where to buy asphalt? And he keeps pointing at it!
New York City, New York
Overheard by: jt
Boss to computer: Don't fuck with me! No fucky fucky!
Downtown Brooklyn, New York
Overheard by: SJ
Administrative assistant: Of course, all us darkies love fried chicken.
Vancouver
Canadia
Overheard by: …wrong on so many levels
Boss: See Bob spurt! Spurt, Bob, spurt!
Mississauga
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: TCon
Manager to peon: I'm so confused, maybe if I start smoking dope again things will make sense.
Washington
Cubicle-dweller nearby: I'm really surprised that they gave me these little things with sharp points on them, I'm usually not allowed to have sharp things.
Mission Ridge
Goodlettsville, Tennessee
Loud guy from corner cubicle: You will just never believe this, I am the heaviest I have been in my entire life. That's what working here for ten years will do to you.
Quiet woman who shares cubicle: Well, at least you know you won't blow away.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: not that heavy
