Employee: Nah, if he asks me for a ride, I ain’t giving it to him. I mean, maybe I will and then I’ll turn the radio to the Christian station and blast it and say, ‘I’m sorry! It’s my vehicle!’
Newport News, Virginia
Overheard by: The Temp
Employee: Nah, if he asks me for a ride, I ain’t giving it to him. I mean, maybe I will and then I’ll turn the radio to the Christian station and blast it and say, ‘I’m sorry! It’s my vehicle!’
Newport News, Virginia
Overheard by: The Temp
Female employee on cell: You think he still loves me?…No, I think I peed myself right off that pedestal.
201 North Washington Street
Alexandria, Virginia
Overheard by: Mandi
Boss lady: I see a dinosaur.
Minion: Is that the same one that made you break your arm?
Arlington, Virginia
Overheard by: L.J
Soldier #3 has a glass eye. It is out of his head and lying on the desk.
Soldier #1: Hey [John], let’s go have a smoke.
Soldier #2: Alright. [Places cigarette in mouth and walks toward door.]
Soldier #3: Hey dumbass, you’re inside! Get that fuckin’ cigarette out of your mouth!
Soldier #2: Hey Blackbeard, get a fuckin’ eye in your head!
Building 2411-B
Fort Eustis, Virginia
Overheard by: SGT Grier
Guy to friend: So they had to call Terminex and Ghostbusters at the same time?
Fairfax, Virginia
Coworker to another, finding that doughnuts are gone: You wanna just lick the box with me?
Fredericksburg, Virginia
CSR to another, about client: I'm only servicing you!
Charlottesville, Virginia
