Manager: Just put it in your mouth and suck on it.
Associate: But I don’t want to get sick… What will happen? [Long, awkward pause] It’s burning my tongue.
East Parham Road
Richmond, Virginia
Overheard by: Champagnegurl
Manager: Just put it in your mouth and suck on it.
Associate: But I don’t want to get sick… What will happen? [Long, awkward pause] It’s burning my tongue.
East Parham Road
Richmond, Virginia
Overheard by: Champagnegurl
30-ish guy shouting from desk: What’s a MILF? [Everyone laughs.] No, really — what is a MILF? I just got an e-mail about it!
Virginia
Woman exiting bathroom stall to woman washing her hands at sink: Shirley! I like you! You've filled out your jeans!
Chesapeake, Virginia
Customer: Do you have any raspberry tea?
Server: No.
Customer: Do you have any special flavored teas?
Server: I guess that depends on if you think sweetened is special.
3026 Richmond Road
Williamsburg, Virginia
Overheard by: Tired of the Service Industry
Bimbette reading back of Animal Farm: Wait… This is just like Charlotte’s Web!
Book store
Richmond, Virginia
Overheard by: Really?
Co-worker on phone: Yeah, my cat died around 2AM, so obviously I worked from home the next day. Yeah…yeah…
22265 Pacific Boulevard
Dulles, Virginia
Boss: So just use a black highlighter to mark—
Assistant: Black highlighter?
Boss: I meant ‘Sharpie.’ Yes, don’t ever get the two mixed up.
Herndon, Virginia
Employee: Nah, if he asks me for a ride, I ain’t giving it to him. I mean, maybe I will and then I’ll turn the radio to the Christian station and blast it and say, ‘I’m sorry! It’s my vehicle!’
Newport News, Virginia
Overheard by: The Temp
