Coworker #1: I went to the black rodeo.
Coworker #2: Black rodeo?
Coworker #1: Yeah, all the cowboys are black.
Coworker #2: Ohhhhh…where was that?
Coworker #1: Alabama. They had mini cows.
Coworker #3: I think those are baby cows…calves.
Coworker #1: I thought they were premature big cows.
Coworker #3: What the fuck is a premature big cow?
Newspaper
Dallas, Texas
Female coworker on phone: I don't think he's the creepy/stalker type. I mean if he was, she wouldn't let him come over to her house and spend the night, would she? (pause) No, I haven't actually seen him yet.
Frisco, Texas
Overheard by: Daniel
Coworker #1: And then it just exploded all over my pants.
Coworker #2: That sucks.
Coworker #1: Well, the good news is that if someone mentions the stain on my pants I know that they are looking at my junk.
Houston, Texas
Chubby peon: I’ll eat anything as long as it’s a cookie. Even if it’s frog-flavored.
Austin, Texas
IT manager: How can I be wrong when I don't know what I'm talking about?
College Campus
Huntsville, Texas
Overheard by: Knows what she's talking about
Ex-employee: I just got let go.
Employee: Really? What did they say?
Ex-employee: “Bye.”
4400 Post Oak Parkway
Houston, Texas
Black woman, before an interview: I’ll let you do the talkin’, ’cause you’re a code cracker.
White dude: … What?!
Black woman: You know — you can read between the lines and figure out if she’s telling the truth.
White dude: I thought you just called me a ‘cold crackah’!
SW Grapevine Parkway
Grapevine, Texas
Overheard by: The real cold cracker
Talent to just-out-of-high-school intern: You should do porn. You have the body for it.
Irving, Texas
Overheard by: we don't have HR issues
Office pariah to 20-something wearing sweatshirt from recent vacation: Oh, Ireland… Is that some kind of college or something?
Texas
Overheard by: And then I died a little inside
