Underling to boss, about baking cake balls: So yeah, you put your balls in the fridge, cause otherwise they get kinda sweaty.
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: Deena
Underling to boss, about baking cake balls: So yeah, you put your balls in the fridge, cause otherwise they get kinda sweaty.
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: Deena
Manager #1: Amy* had her baby last week.
Manager #2: Who’s Amy?
Manager #1: She’s one of our graphic design artists. She’s very beautiful.
VP: Yeah, she is pretty. And she looked really good… Well, up until the end.
2700 West Plano Parkway
Plano, Texas
Overheard by: soolka
Customer, in clown makeup on Halloween: I'm so drunk right now I don't even care about my big, green twat lips.
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: intrigued
Peon on the phone: My brother in-law’s sister is coming over tonight, I think I’m gonna nail her. [Pauses.] Why not? He nailed mine.
Industrial Park Drive
Texas
Overheard by: peon incharge
Chaplain: Oh! I need to turn my vibrator up!
Hospice Company
Dallas, Texas
Grunt: I’m sorry. You’re going to have to beat your head against the wall somewhere else. I have to get on a conference call now.
390 Benmar Drive
Houston, Texas
Overheard by: I know how you feel
Editor, singing: I’m going to steal your chair when you’re dead!
6th and Lavaca Streets
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: not getting up
Employee: So, I know that we don't normally do this, but my father in law is sick and I need to telecommute from here. Is that okay?
Boss on speaker phone: Well, I guess telecommuting is acceptable for this week, but try not to let the situation go on much longer.
Employee to husband after, hanging up the phone: I think he just told me to kill your father.
Houston, Texas
Overheard by: I don't know that I have that kind of power!
Lady coworker: I don't like the direction “west.”
Dallas, Texas
