Female director to IT employee trying to figure out which thermostat to turn up: Just do whatever you have to to make me hot!
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Overheard by: r
Female director to IT employee trying to figure out which thermostat to turn up: Just do whatever you have to to make me hot!
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Overheard by: r
Tech support on phone to customer: You know what you just did? Yeah, never do that again.
Rockville, Maryland
IT guy to woman holding two cups: Ah: Two Cups, One Girl!
Blacktown
Australia
Overheard by: Tim
Temp: We found some old mice in the trashcan. I don’t really think they belong in there.
Tech guy: I think that’s a problem for facilities. Are they dead or alive?
Maryville, Tennessee
Overheard by: Cinderella
Office worker: Do you know why this code is causing a problem?
Web developer manager: I only know worthless things. I know all the lyrics to “American Pie,” but I can't remember my mother's phone number.
Piscataway, New Jersey
Overheard by: Caroline
Unix Admin #1: Hey [Garth], are you hung?
Unix Admin #2: Yeah, I would say that we all are.
8001 Development Drive
Research Triangle Park, North Carolina
Overheard by: El Gee
Video Game Developer: Why am I naked and corrupted?
24742 SE 28th Place
Seattle, Washington
Tech guy #1: Jimmy Carter’s son has a MySpace page.
Tech guy #2: Who the hell is Jimmy Carter?
600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC
IT guy #1: So, Stan* is trying to bring some cohesiveness to our group…
IT guys #2 and #3: [Laughing.]IT guy #1: No, I think it’s working. Because now we’re all like, ‘Fuck you, Stan.’
1135 64th Avenue
SE Calgary
Alberta, Canadia
Network Administrator: I’m like a successful pimp. I punch three hos at a time!
859 Cotting Court
Vacaville, California
