Tech People

IT: Okay, try it now.

The problem solved, it works.

Call Center: Wait, wait, wait. Don’t start jerking each other off just yet…We still have to test one other thing.

101 Empty Saddle Trail
Hailey, Idaho

IT person: “New Jersey”? New Jersey is a state? I thought it was part of New York.

Grand Pavilion
Cayman Islands

Computer Technician: Wow, it’s amazing what kind of difference a couple of inches can make…Have you seen [Ben]’s?

The other technicians burst out laughing.

Computer Technican: I meant his new 19″ monitor. Grow up.

1035 64th Avenue SE
Calgary, Alberta

Programmer returning from extended bathroom break: You know, I don’t want to include too much information, but my pants fit much better now.

1900 Richmond Road
Cleveland, Ohio

Overheard by: The Surly Programmer

Female program manager: You got a sec?
Male program manager: I have lots of secs.
Engineer: He means he has a lot of time.


Overheard by: Snickering Intern

IT guy #1: I will kill you with my soup cup?
IT guy #2: Okay.

Dodge St
Omaha, Nebraska

Overheard by: Northern Lad

Tech #1: Can I have the key to the IDF closet?
Tech #2: I don’t have it, it’s in the lockbox.
Tech #1: Well then, can I have the key to the lockbox?
Tech #2: It’s not locked.

20800 Harvard Road
Cleveland, Ohio

Tech #1: I’m starving. I should live off of my excess fat, like a doughboy.
Tech #2: I’ve never seen the Pillsbury Doughboy eat. He’s always right by food but never takes any.
Tech #1: Exactly… Hey, do you think if he ate a biscuit he would get the doughboy version of mad cow?

109 T.W. Alexander Drive
Durham, North Carolina

Developer: Is “buttload” hyphenated?
New guy: No, I think it's just one word.

Corner of State & Water
Peoria, Illinois

Overheard by: only girl in an office of men…

Coworker to tech support: All I did was stick it in and now I can't get it out. I hate fucking computers!


Overheard by: Tim