Tech People

Coworker to tech support: All I did was stick it in and now I can't get it out. I hate fucking computers!


Overheard by: Tim

Developer, cleaning out fridge: Wow, I've never seen pink mold before!

Peoria, Illinois

Overheard by: only girl in an office of men…

Bored tech guy: Can I help you?
Bimbette: Yeah, um, I need an update on my anti-Semitic virus program.
Bored tech guy: You mean ‘Symantec’?
Bimbette: Yeah, that’s what I said — anti-Semitic.

Quinnipiac University
Hamden, Connecticut

Only female worker in office, to five males: Speaking of Hummers…
(everyone stops working and looks up)
Technician: You have our attention.

Malvern, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Were we?

Engineer: It might be dangerous if it ignites, so I think I should heat it up to 600 degrees and see if it catches on fire.

1190 4th Street
Ontario, California

IT #1: She’s a nut.
IT #2: Most people are.
IT #1: What kinda nut do you think we are?
IT #2: Cashews because we’re unique and expensive.
IT #1: I guess we could be macadamians.
IT #2: Those are fatty.

30830 Northwestern Highway
Farmington Hills, Michigan

X-ray tech: I just finished with Seaman. You know, his friends call him “cum.”

Lakeville, Massachusetts

Staff: You have a second?
IT: Nope, completely out of stock on those.

200 Front Street W
Toronto, Ontario

Financial director to IT tech who was having difficulty connecting a computer for a presentation: So, you can't get it up?
IT guy: Oh, don't say it like that…

Nashville, Tennessee

Crazy IT girl: Do you have a knife? If anybody in here had a knife, it would be you.
Crazy IT guy: Serrated or flat?

Merrimack, New Hampshire