Texan suit: I’m looking for that Can Do attitude, not Can’t Do.
British suit: Fuck off.
350 Madison Avenue
New York, NY
Texan suit: I’m looking for that Can Do attitude, not Can’t Do.
British suit: Fuck off.
350 Madison Avenue
New York, NY
Suit: It was 6 hours of nonstop powerdrinking. My wife was at a Christmas party and asked me to pick her up, and I said, “Even I would not get behind the wheel now!”
350 Madison Ave.
New York, NY
Suit #1: So did you get a chance to pull up yesterday’s numbers?
Suit #2: Nope…in all honesty I have been walking around holding a baseball all morning.
601 Congress Street
Boston, Massachusetts
Suit #1: Why didn’t you guys invite [Joe] to eat with us?
Suit #2: Well, we asked him to come but he responded with gibberish and broke out in foreign tongues.
Suit #3: Yeah, I think he’s a terrorist.
US Department of State
2121 Virginia Avenue
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Bradley
American suit to British suit: At some point in everybody's life you'll hear someone telling their CFO to suck it.
British suit: That's absolute nutters.
New Haven, Connecticut
Overheard by: Sadie Kossovski
Suit on cell: I touched my toes for the first time in ten years last Tuesday.
Los Angeles, California
Male suit #1: So, how's living at Gwen* going?
Male suit #2: You know, I love my sister. But I can't wait to have my own place again. I need to be king of my roast.
Ridgewood, New Jersey
Female suit on cell: I'm just having a baby, it's not like the entire focus of my life is changing.
Federal Building
Washington, DC
Suit at after work cocktail function, checking watch,sighing, muttering to himself: I would rather be in Iraq.
Walnut Creek, California
Overheard by: bereccathewaitress
