Loud office coworker in horizontal stripes: So I was always saying “I wish I had a doll that could do that. And that. And that. I want a doll that can do everything!”
Coworker, in low, creepy voice: And now you've made your own.
Victoria's Secret Home Office
Columbus, Ohio
Overheard by: chucky
Older female sales rep: The rule is: if he jumps on you, turn your back to him immediately.
Delran, New Jersey
Overheard by: Bruce Banner
Female coworker: So, did you get laid last night?
Male coworker: No, the cleaning crew came in before we could.
Female coworker: Pity. I came in this morning sniffing around for the smell of pussy and latex.
Western Avenue
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: the sugar monster
Boss: Hey, Joan*.
Admin: Hey, Darren*.
Boss: How's the new pooter?
Brooklyn Center, Minnesota
Big boss, telling off peon: You need to look around for work yourself when you're done and the supervisors are busy.
Male manager: Look on desks, in drawers.
Big boss: You might not be comfortable with going through others' drawers, but…
Female manager: You can go through my drawers any time.
Peon: That terrifies me.
Hindmarsh
Adelaide
Australia
Communications chick: I know it's kinda long, but I feel like it should be in there.
Canton, Massachusetts
Customer on phone, about catalog CD: I will just shove it in real fast.
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: That's What She Said
Coworker on phone: Scabies. (pause) No… Scabies. (pause, then louder) Scabies! (louder) S-c-a-b-i-e-s!!
(everyone in office looks at him)
Coworker, looking at coworkers and shaking head: Sorry, everyone!
Manhattan, New York
Older office lady to another: Oh, that's right, because they couldn't get the shaft to fit my hole…but if you got me the right cable, and put a little tension on it…yeah, I could probably do it upright.
Marquette Ave
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Case worker: My husband was laying around like a little faggot last night.
Norristown, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Spazzy
