Manager on phone with customer service: If they shit on me, I'll piss on them.
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: Cue
Manager on phone with customer service: If they shit on me, I'll piss on them.
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: Cue
Sales manager: Can you drop a historical load with the initial dump?
Fairfield, New Jersey
Cubicle occupant, after atrocious noises come from bathroom: Oh, Jesus.
Sympathetic lady in next cubicle: Ah, shit happens, sweetie.
London
England
Coworker on phone: Ugh, it's just the bloating and the pain. (pause) Oh, wait! I think things are on the move! (rushes to bathroom)
Ypsilanti, Michigan
Overheard by: CubeDweller
Guy on cell in handicapped bathroom stall: No, now listen to me. No, you listen to me, man!
(loud, long, echoing fart) Hey, man, listen. How about I call you back? Yeah. Okay.
Richmond, Virginia
Cube monkey: I feel like I can't go to the bathroom by myself anymore.
Chicago, Illinois
Guy in cubicle: I seemed to have dropped my camera in the toilet.
Baltimore, Maryland
Digestively-challenged coworker: I'm in the bathroom a long time because I'm constipated. Takes some time to work it out. If they don't believe me, I'd be happy to let someone come in after me and see that it's a sinker, not a floater.
Tampa, Florida
Overheard by: Grossly Amused
Boss: Don, I'm going to the restroom. Gonna grab some coffee and we'll just do it, okay?
Seattle, Washington
Cool guy #1, leaving restroom: Okay, dude… You hungry?
Cool guy #2: You know it!
Flatiron District
Manhattan, New York
