Coworker #1: Hey. Hey! Laura, c’mere, I need your help.
Laura: What?
Coworker #3 (passing by): What are you guys doing?
Laura: Unzipping her. She gets stuck in her coat, like, twice a day, and I keep having to get her out of it.
1800 Connecticut Ave, NW
Washington, DC
Co-worker on phone: Hi. I have an irregular shaped package. Do you have anything special I can wrap it in?
609 Greenwich Street
New York, NY
Paralegal #1: So I just heard from my officemate that you think your officemate has a huge piece.
Paralegal #2: I know he has a huge piece.
Paralegal #1: How could you possibly know, did he show you?
Paralegal #2: No.
Paralegal #1: Did his wife offer it up?
Paralegal #2: No…My ex-secretary was friends with a girl he used to date…and it is just known.
Paralegal #1: Mm-hmm.
Paralegal #2: Look. When you see him in the hall, say “Hey” and take a quick look down, you can totally tell.
200 Park Avenue
New York, NY
Overheard by: GJG
Messenger: I hope that you and your tits have a nice weekend.
1430 Broadway
New York, NY
Customer #1: Thanks for your generosity! I know we forced ourselves onto you.
Customer #2: Yes, it’s just that it was so cute, so little, we couldn’t resist!
Bossman: Well, it will be here whenever you want it.
9500 Owensmouth Avenue
Chatsworth, California
Employee: Is that you vibrating?
Supervisor: Yeah, I’m happy to see you.
1801 E. 9th Street
Cleveland, Ohio
Office gossip to another: They can have their royal tea wedding and we'll have our pirate fun separately!
Naperville, Illinois
IT to VP: Okay, I'm going to wipe your device now!
Durango, Colorado
Male furniture salesperson to female furniture salesperson: Did you go down on those two women yet?
Howell, Michigan
IT guy: And you can help with setting up the sites, too.
Super-cute admin assistant: Okay.
Office manager, walking in: What's going on?
IT guy: I was just telling her that she could help me out this year if she wanted to.
Office manager: Oh yeah, she's an untapped resource.
IT guy, after pause: I'd tap that.
Castle Rock, Colorado
