Possible Sexual Harassment

CEO to employee: Dude, feel it–it's rock hard!

Irvine, California

Overheard by: Laurel Janssen

Office lady on phone: No, I'm not getting Dave to help… Hell, you know what men think six inches is!

British Columbia
Canadia

Boss to secretary: Can I feel your mouse pad? (does it, then to whole office) Oh, you guys need to feel her mouse pad!

Virginia Beach, Virginia

Office woman, annoyed her desk was rearranged: He keeps putting office supplies in my private area!

Jacksonville, Florida

Straight CTO, about strange meeting attendee who just left: I can't stop thinking about that guy.
CEO: A bit smitten, are we?

Science Park
Hong Kong

Steve*, loudly to Tim* in conference room with door shut: That's how we are. We're like an old married couple… I don't talk to my wife anymore, so I have to talk to you.
Worker #1: It sounds like Steve* is getting worked up in there!
Worker #2: It sounds like Steve* and Tim* might be getting a divorce!

Kansas City, Missouri

Overheard by: It happens to 50% of coworkers

Female coworker: Bob*, that was so sweet. I am going to spread that around.
Male coworker: I'm glad you enjoyed it. I've got more, so you're welcome to come back.

Fairfax, Virginia

Overheard by: Meaghan

Maintenance guy to another, in bathroom stall: All I need is about 6 inches…

Folsom, California

Overheard by: Gotta go now….

Guy #1: You have to try this.
Guy #2: No, that's okay.
Guy #1: Seriously, you have to.
Guy #2: I'm not putting your nuts in my mouth.
Guy #1: (walks away)

Fort Wayne, Indiana

Vice principal at Catholic high school: I'm really into sausage.

Aurora, Illinois