Possible Sexual Harassment

Wait until He Hears Why They’re Representing Him

Attorney reading medical report: Sue*, is this right?
Sue, the paralegal: Yup. Sure is.
Attorney: But… Why does it say ‘Christina*’ on this set of reports, and ‘Christopher’ on this set?
Sue, patting attorney on back: Read it all the way through, you’ll get it.
Attorney, from rear office five minutes later: Oh, lord… He’s… I mean, she’s… I mean… Sue? Can you come in here, please?
Sue, yelling across the office: Did you see the pictures yet?
Attorney: What?! There are pictures?! Where…? Oh, my good god! Sue!

Law office, Broadway
New York, New York

That Requires Dinner, a Certain Charm, and All the Steps on This Process Map

Managing director handing envelope to secretary: Do you have a wet thing?

17 State Street
New York, New York

Nah, Just Harassing You

Heavy set secretary on hot day: Why don't you take your pants off?
(rest of office stares at returning estimator)
Fit estimator: Uhhh..are you suggesting I wear shorts?

Sunland, California

I Refuse to Look and I Refuse to Say

Female coworker to male coworker: Do these pants make me look like I have a penis?

Lisbon Street
Lewiston, Maine

5PM That’s a Wrap

Accountant: Who do you have to sleep with around here to get fired?

401 Church Street
Nashville, Tennessee

No One Keeps Secrets from Accounts Receivable

A/R girl: Your crotch is all done.
Billing: Okay, thanks. Now I can walk around and not worry about indecency.
A/R girl: Yeah. So if it comes apart again just bring it back in and I’ll stitch your crotch back together.

Bedford Heights, Ohio

Overheard by: medieval much?

Oh, You Worked for the Government?

Male employee: I had an uncomfortable experience with someone putting something in my butt.

Louisville, Kentucky

But Either Way, Really

Coworker #1: Do you want to meet in your cube, or should we get a room or something?
Coworker #2: I’m not sure I like how you phrased that…

290 Concord Road
Billerica, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Heard everything

Oh, Yeah, You Gotta Keep Your Pool Clean

Receptionist #1: You know, I need a big, magic tool. One that doesn’t take batteries.
Receptionist #2: Hahaha!
Receptionist #1: For my pool! To clean my pool… Get your mind out of the gutter…
Receptionist #2: [Still snickering.]

State Street
Augusta, Maine

Overheard by: broken girl

The Things You Can Say on Allgood Road

Drone #1: Are you sticking around for the 4PM meeting?
Drone #2: No, the batteries are dead in my wife’s stimulator and I have to do my husbandly duty…
Drone #1: Excuse me?

815 Allgood Road NE
Marietta, Georgia

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