Inspector: So, are you still a slave to Cox?
200 Quality Circle
College Station, Texas
Inspector: So, are you still a slave to Cox?
200 Quality Circle
College Station, Texas
Female coworker: She’s so adorable it makes me want to lick her stamps.
Wausau, Wisconsin
Minion #1: Oh, yeah, I try not to go shopping during the holidays.
Minion #2: You can’t avoid it — the music, the squealing children, everything — it’s like a peppermint orgy.
Assistant, startled: Uh, what?
12th and Peachtree
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: Say what?
Male cop: Just so you know, no matter what she said, I was not trying to play with her boobs. I was just trying to throw something down in there… You can ask Susan* — she was there.
Augusta, Georgia
Overheard by: uh… didn’t need to know that
Girl: But I wouldn’t violate you in that way that would offend you, you know what I mean? Like, I just wouldn’t go that route.
1 New York Plaza
Overheard by: I would
VP: The publishing of the book will take a long time because it requires a hand job.
Bethesda, Maryland
Boss to employee: So, will you be my secret agent in the ladies’ bathroom?
13th Street and F Street NW
Washington, DC
Overheard by: wiretapper
IT tech #1: What are you doing over there?
IT tech #2: We’re blowing people.
Waterview Parkway
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: Dont_want_to_know
Middle-aged female employee: Where's the protein in that young lady?
Middle-aged manager, excited: There's lots of protein. Lots and lots!
Marlborough, Massachusetts
Coworker to another: Better. I like it. When I see wood, it's a good thing.
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: Someone finally cleaned off their desk
