Lest My Hostile Work Environment Leak Out

Sleazy office manager: She’s got it going on! I’d fuck the shit out of her in a heartbeat! Oops, I should probably close the door.

30 South Wacker Drive
Chicago, Illinois

Posted on March 15, 2023
Dumb Bosses, Illinois, Possible Sexual Harassment

So How about Dinner on Friday?

Sales manager: My husband and I used that new KY warming gel last night, and I thought of you.
Female sales assistant: Ummm, could you please not think of me while you’re having sex?
Sales manager: No, what I mean is…
Female sales assistant: No. Please, just stop.

Brentwood, Tennessee

Overheard by: sex object

Posted on March 15, 2023
Bosses and Underlings, Possible Sexual Harassment, Tennessee

I Should Be in the Ladies’ Room Getting Ready for My Date with the CEO

Loud lady on cell: [Supervisor] called this morning to see if I was coming in. What does he care? I had a meeting this morning with him and Sam*. What were they going to do, ask me why I haven’t been performing well? Did they want me to say I’ve asked to be transferred more than once because I’ve been sleeping with my supervisor and he won’t stop harassing me? You know, I probably shouldn’t be talking about this right in front of my office.

371 Hoes Lane
Piscataway, New Jersey

Overheard by: Justtryingtohaveacigarette

Posted on March 3, 2023
Dumb Employees, General Idiocy, New Jersey, Possible Sexual Harassment

But If HR Asks, I Did Not Say That.

Team manager to sales rep: Girl, you just gotta be comfortable. You gotta be easy!

Chesapeake, Virginia

Overheard by: Project Manager

Posted on February 23, 2023
Advice, Bosses, Possible Sexual Harassment, Sales, Sexuality, Virginia, Weirdness

Canadian Employees Often Face This Kind Of Harassment

Female boss, demanding computer use from underling: I want your SAP!

Cardiff
Wales

Overheard by: Sean

Posted on February 17, 2023
Bosses and Underlings, Possible Sexual Harassment, Sexuality, Wales, Weirdness

Now Eat My Hot Canadian Bacon! Eat It!

Boss to customer: Would you like to try my meat? It tastes just like maple! Ask anyone — they all tried it!

Lee, New Hampshire

Posted on January 19, 2023
Dumb Bosses, Gossip, New Hampshire, Possible Sexual Harassment

I'm Pretty Sure You're Mis-Remembering Erin Brockovich

Supervisor: Girl, you better give me back those files or I'll take you outside. Like that girl in that movie.

County Courthouse
Norristown, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Lan

Posted on December 30, 2022
Bosses and Underlings, Pennsylvania, Possible Sexual Harassment, Threats, Violence

There’s Really Very Little Difference Anymore

Magazine writer #1: So, it turned out the chick I took home from the party was a gymnast!
Staff members: Wow… That’s hot… Lucky git…
Magazine writer #2: Why, what’s so great about gymnasts?
Magazine writer #1: Um… Well, they’re really flexible…
Magazine writer #2: Oh, well, you should see the guy gymnasts, then!
Staff members: [Silence.]

35-51 Mitchell Street
Sydney
Australia

Overheard by: and he’s OUT!